Definitions by University of Memphis FUCK YEA

brown blur 

sex move beginning with a blumpkin (taking a dump and receiving head at the same time) and ending by giving the girl a swirley while eating her out.

dude, you wont believe what i did to beth last night. i gave her a brown blur AND SHE LIKED IT.

brown blur by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 21, 2008

beat the clock 

engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.

last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...

beat the clock by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 20, 2008