Definitions by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor

Tally-Tugboat 

When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.

Holy shit I got a rough Tally-Tugboat last night...my dick just fell off and turned to dust!

Tally-Tugboat by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 3, 2013