Definitions by Tsunami Lu

Tool 

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example:

Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

Tool by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009