Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

by Trusted Guy August 26, 2022

Store

The reason your credit card ran out of money. Can be found in this page.

Mum: "Who robbed my credit card?"
Son: "I think you spent it all at a store in Westfield"

by Trusted Guy August 23, 2022

Alzheimers

When you forget things.
What was the word again?

Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

Why Did You Search This Up

The word itself says its all.

Yeah. Why did you search this up?

by Trusted Guy September 29, 2023

Like

Clicking the like button means you like the content
Clicking the dislike button means you hate the content

Click the like button
Lets try get 500 likes
The like button should be just under this sentence

by Trusted Guy September 15, 2022

Password

If your password is 'password' you're screwed.

My password is rhnw204ueunseu3745, so no hackers hack me. I store this in a password manager.

by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022

Twin Towers

Unless you have Alzheimers disease, I don't think we should be discussing this topic.

Or if you are Osama reincarnated from heaven

We are totally not terrorists, and not going to make this plane crash into the Twin Towers. We are totally normal tourists who haven't seen the inside of a cabin. Totally. Translate what I said into Arabic

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023