1 definition by Trillby Malone
To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020