Definitions by Tres Ikner

going french 

1. The state of being unbathed.

Some fucktard took all the hot water, so I'm going french today.

going french by Tres Ikner May 8, 2007

Hetracil 

Fictional pharmaceutical that makes gays straight, or fem gays butch.

"Did you see that pink mohair coat Steve was wearing? Someone forgot to take his Hetracil today!"
or
"He's usually so fem; looks like he's been taking his Hetracil."

Hetracil by Tres Ikner May 7, 2007