Definitions by Travis Hodgdon

touchhole 

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.

"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."

touchhole by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008