John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU
by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread
Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021
