Definitions by Totally not Martyn C.

MARTYN 

Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.

" Oh My Gosh! That grill is dating a Martyn!! "

MARTYN by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021