Tony Chong's definitions

Roman Handgrena

The sexual act of pooing in your own hand and then depending on its consistency moulding it into a ball ...by the way your doing this whilst back scuttling a lass (or lad) upon your climax you throw your "grenade" at the back of her head shouting "hail ceasar" for no apparent reason .

Shit got a bit crazy last night, went back home with a lass. She was utter filth and said claimed she didn't have any boundaries. That changed when I performed the Roman Handgrenade on her. She called the police and was arrested.

by Tony Chong June 14, 2018