Definitions by Tony "Tone" Booyah!

non gay three way 

When two men press their butts against each other, while a third man fucks the crack between. Since there's no penetration, it's not gay according to God.

The Catholic priest liked to use the Non Gay Three Way with his alter boys to help get his jolly's off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of God.

non gay three way by Tony "Tone" Booyah! September 20, 2016

ghetto cock ring 

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

ghetto cock ring by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016