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Definitions by Tommy le Turd

Quaglets 

Small pieces of poo, usually round, that lack sufficient weight to fall freely. They become stuck and require a vigorous shaking action for them to drop into the loo.
Man, those quaglets were difficult to shift this morning. I had to shake really hard.
Quaglets by Tommy le Turd December 14, 2008
A small piece of turd, usually round, that lacks sufficient weight to fall freely. It becomes stuck and requires a vigorous shaking action for it to drop into the loo.
I had to shake really hard to free those quaglets when I went for a dump this morning.
Quaglet by Tommy le Turd December 9, 2008