Tom Parsonz's definitions
synonym for a young, morbidly obese pedophile, commonly found at the local McDonald's and trained by a 'Matt' (an older Finnegan, we don't know where it started). The density of Finnegans is very high in Essex (England)
by Tom Parsonz June 12, 2025
Get the Finneganmug. "old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
Get the Matt Brumptonmug.