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Hat Hooker
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A
hooker
that you pay to wear your
favorite
hats, which then
strangely
pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my
bowling
cap on and
I just
about
jizzed my pants
.
by
Tom Jankadewdle
June 1, 2011
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