Definitions by Tom Elwell

horny horse 

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

horny horse by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

goned von stottenberg 

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

goned von stottenberg by tom elwell January 27, 2004