necklers

Sprinkler system developed by rednecks that entail a regular garden hose run from tree to tree with holes made by a pocket knife at all desired water flow locations. Benefits: cheaper and easier to self-install than a formal sprinkler system, no possible damage to sprinkler heads by incompetent gardeners, can adjust water flow by either adding more holes or putting duct tape to decrease flow
Downfalls: too many holes lead to pressure decrease in whole system, may freeze in winter
Over the weekend I installed a new set of necklers for our garden.

The neckler system in front of your house is very effective.

Necklers are easy to install and cost effective.
by TingaGross July 26, 2009
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