Definitions by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee
Smash Machine
n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.
Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"
Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."
Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."
Smash Machine by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011