Tina Field's definitions

Cougar

A mountain lion, also called a cougar yet not "Cougar" as in a hot 30 yr old female comming for ya. Mostly live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota. If you find a cougar, kill it, if it is a old human women, also kill it.

Dude, we saw this cougar the other day, yeah it was cool, my friend MJ was chasing it!

by Tina Field May 2, 2006