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Tina Bird 

A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.

Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring

of a Tina Bird.

Tina Bird by Tina Bird September 11, 2023