Tim V.'s definitions

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool

Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties

by Tim V. January 2, 2008