1 definition by Tiffany McMillan

abercrombie

A store that you will find in almost every mall, stinking of sweat and male cologne and containing the most boring and unappealing clothing you will ever find. The typical Abercrombie store will display pictures of attractive, shirtless models to draw in a certain crowd (often 13-30 year old girls, and usually very self-conscious boys). The clothing in an abercrombie store is sorted in colors such as pink, white, green, or blue, however, there are rarely multi-colored clothes. There is usually a rack of clothes with t-shirts that read slogans such as "who needs brains when you have these?" and "L is for loser". Of course, there's no denying that the store is made for stupid trailer trash brats who want to look clean cut so they can fool everyone around them, all the while being laughed at behind their backs.

Tiffany: If I shop at Abercrombie, I can look like every other girl in my school AND I can be Patriotic!
Alternative prep kid: Why don't we shop somewhere else instead?
Tiffany: *stabs*
Alternative prep kid: *dead*

by Tiffany McMillan May 19, 2008