Definitions by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner

crunch punch 

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

crunch punch by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007