Thomas Watermelon's definitions
Rare human elf-like creature from Yorkshire. Known for spontaneoulsy rearranging lounge room furniture and scavenging for medium to large size pieces of cheese.
Where did all that cheese suddenly disappear to? Hmm, I think you might have a lounge room elf. Leave some wine out, wait, and you may just catch it.
by Thomas Watermelon February 9, 2019
Get the Lounge Room Elfmug.