249 definition by Therapistcombover

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.
When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.
via giphy
by Therapistcombover November 05, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Nest Thumping mug!
A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.
Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.
via giphy
by Therapistcombover November 18, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Weepymayo mug!
A bitch who makes hella dumb decisions because she is intoxicated by cum.
I can't believe that scumdummy crashed her 3rd car this month. She really is something.
via giphy
by Therapistcombover November 10, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Scumdummy mug!
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Therapistcombover November 25, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Dildo Fairy mug!
An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.
Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
by Therapistcombover September 29, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a American Histrionic EX mug!
The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.
He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.
via giphy
by Therapistcombover November 18, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Whites Live Fatter mug!
The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.
Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.
via giphy
by Therapistcombover November 16, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Wild Gravy mug!