1 definition by Thelonius Moxie.

[gerard]

a closet ninja who enjoys sushi, but cannot speak japanese without an accent.

miyusaki: i can't understand what that foreigner is saying!

kabuki-san: that gerard should stick to his own language.


or

person one: i had no idea that billy could hold praying mantis pose for three hours!

person two: that is a perfect example of a gerard.

by Thelonius Moxie. July 11, 2008