2 definitions by TheTexas

Scaramouche

A mechanical gift from Alu that blessed us with his voice, music skills, and fabulous style of fashion. The second thing you see after seeing a talking penis.

jack had to face a powerful scaramouche.

by TheTexas May 24, 2017

Devil’s Lollipop

After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.

Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.

by TheTexas January 19, 2018