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The traditionalist manifesto's definitions

Tradition

The reason for doing things which have no apparent reason.
Son: "Dad, why are you peeing on the cat"

Dad: "Because it is Tradition God Damnit. Every July 23rd we pee on a cat. My Father peed on a cat, his father peed on a cat and you're also gonna pee on the cat."
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