Definitions by The throat goat
melinkus
A guy who was tricked into joining the military with the promise of an education, but all he got was two shiba inus and a wife before the age of 23.
melinkus by The Throat Goat August 2, 2022
Jiago
He is the sexiest man alive. Your gf , mom, and sister are never safe with him. As soon as they look at him they will immediately be attracted to him and want to fuck him. he is also a god at soccer and has a huge shlong.
jiago is sexy.
Jiago by The throat goat May 12, 2022