Definitions by The spongebob squarpants

eric gildehaus 

A major simp (and he has a girlfriend)

person 1: she is so hot
Person 2: dude you have a girlfriend

Person 1: i know that doesn't mean i can't have a mistress

Person 2: you're and Eric Gildehaus

eric gildehaus by The spongebob squarpants May 29, 2020