The phantom dangler's definitions
Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
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