Definitions by The one and only bomb mom

clydes hog

A young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. No matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it's hurts!

Grace! You're such a clydes hog! You got me right between the legs!!

clydes hog by The one and only bomb mom November 13, 2017