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Uff

A Uff is a large inanimate female creature that moves slowly from bench to bench. The name derives from the sound they omit when forced to partake in any physical activity. A full grown Uff has a spotty complexion & can weigh as much as 2 ton, they can consume 3 times they're body weight in takeaways. Can be found living in shitpits or wandering round shops, gives birth to ufflets

Shes such an uff

by The legendary wordsmith August 11, 2018