Definitions by The last girl on earth
Shit minder
The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.
Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."
Shit minder by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011