1 definition by The dumper jumper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
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