Definitions by The dog diddler

suicide dj diddle 

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

suicide dj diddle by The dog diddler December 5, 2021