Definitions by The Wizzard of Odd

Gollum Banging 

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

Gollum Banging by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011