The Trackmaster's definitions

Track

The rumble in the stomach that tells a man he must empty his bowels with vim and vigour.

You need to lay some track... You need a dump... You need a poo.

That coffee has gone through me like a hot knife through butter, its Track time.

Jesus, ive been laying track all day after the curry last night. I have an arsehole like a japanese flag.

by The Trackmaster September 30, 2012