1 definition by The Tommy P

A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).

Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".
Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"
by The Tommy P February 11, 2007
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