Definitions by The Throat Goat

melinkus 

A guy who was tricked into joining the military with the promise of an education, but all he got was two shiba inus and a wife before the age of 23.

Damn, that guys a real melinkus.

melinkus by The Throat Goat August 2, 2022

Jiago

He is the sexiest man alive. Your gf , mom, and sister are never safe with him. As soon as they look at him they will immediately be attracted to him and want to fuck him. he is also a god at soccer and has a huge shlong.

jiago is sexy.

Jiago by The throat goat May 12, 2022