The Strawbinator's definitions

Shitnic

A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.

We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.

by The Strawbinator July 8, 2019