cuntstruck

Imagine if you will, on returning from a hard day slaving over a hot bunsen burner at the laboratory, discovering your loyal (but slightly deformed) assistant bollock deep in your whore of a girlfriend. In this imaginary scenario one would be totally justified in referring to said whore as a CUNTSTRUCK (adj.)
To her - You absolute Cuntstruck!
To him - And as for you, you Cuntstruck, consider your career at the institute, terminated. Good night! (The Prof. exists stage left, cape billowing with indignant rage and scientific honour)
by The Sexual Professor May 30, 2004
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