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The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.
Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!

Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?

Six Months Later.....

Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.

Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!

Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.
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