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Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.
Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*
by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009
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