The Real Donald J Trump.'s definitions

July 13

National get the coochie day

Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is

Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day

by The Real Donald J Trump. April 9, 2020