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Shit Mitts
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To not
wash your hands
after
wiping
your ass
.
I just watched
the boss
leave
the bathroom
without
washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!
Shit Mitts
by
The Psychologist
February 17, 2007
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