Definitions by The Only Jane Doe

Ben Burnley 

The hottest guy in the history of the music industry. Extremely talented. My soulmate. Yuk yuk yuk.

Who was that guy you were with last night?
Oh, that's just Ben Burnley.
Isn't that the guy from Breaking Benjamin?
Yes.
He's hot.
I know.
Why were you with him?
He's my soulmate

Ben Burnley by The Only Jane Doe August 4, 2007