Definitions by The Muffin Queen

Crapfuck 

1. An exclamation of dismay.

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."

Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004

Ruteris 

1: A combination of the rectum and uteris.
2: A diabolical villain.

"Fuck, my ruteris hurts."

"DAMN YOU, RUTERIS!!"

Ruteris by The Muffin Queen November 19, 2004