1 definition by The Morphist
A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
by The Morphist April 8, 2015