Definitions by The M-arse-ked Avenger

Phlanx 

1. A unit of measure, indicating the holding capacity of one's anus.

2. An Arse load.

We're also knocking a phlanx of garlic bread for later in the evening...

My gaped anus can only take a phlanx of semen

Phlanx by The M-arse-ked Avenger February 25, 2011