Definitions by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd

Alturdative 

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Alturdative 

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010